Planning guides · Ordering math
How many hats and patches do you actually need?
The ordering math we run for every stop, shown with the working. Steal it even if you never book us.
Start with redemption, not headcount
Not every guest visits the bar. The share that does — call it redemption — depends on the event type more than anything else:
- Private parties & corporate nights: 70–85%. It’s free to them and the line is the entertainment.
- Taproom nights: 40–60% of the door, higher if the house covers the hat.
- Fairs & markets (guest-paid): think in transactions per hour instead — a busy press does forty an hour, so a six-hour day tops out near 250 per press regardless of crowd size.
The worked table
| Guests | Event type | Hats to order | Patches to stock |
|---|---|---|---|
| 100 | Company party | 85–95 | 150–170 |
| 250 | Taproom anniversary | 130–160 | 230–280 |
| 500 | Conference reception | 380–430 | 650–750 |
| 1,000 | Two-day festival booth | 450–500 (press-limited) | 800–900 |
The patch column runs about 1.7× the hat column because a third of guests take a second patch, and because patches are the cheap insurance — running out of a popular chenille letter at hour two is the avoidable tragedy of this business.
Splits that keep the wall balanced
Hats: 60% of volume in one workhorse style (the Richardson 112 earns its reputation), 40% across two accent styles. Colorways: never order even splits — do 40/30/20/10, because one color always wins and even splits guarantee leftovers in the loser. Letters, if you’re doing chenille initials: vowels and S, M, J, K run out first; order those at double weight.
The buffer rule
Add 10% to hats and 15% to patches over your redemption estimate. Leftover blanks become staff gifts or next-event stock; a picked-over wall at peak hour becomes the only thing anyone remembers. When in doubt, buffer the patches — they’re small, cheap, and they keep the menu looking abundant to the last guest.
Custom patches bend the math
Everything above assumes the stock menu. Add a custom logo patch and two new constraints arrive. First, production minimums: custom runs make sense from about 50 pieces per design, so a 100-guest party wanting four bespoke designs is really asking for 200-plus patches — more than the crowd will redeem. We steer that host to one custom hero plus stock support, which is what the table would have picked anyway. Second, the three-week production clock means your custom quantity locks before your RSVP list settles. Order the custom piece to your optimistic headcount; unlike hats, unredeemed patches ride along to your next stop — or hand them out at the office for a month of free advertising.
Multi-day stops: don’t double, carry
A two-day festival booth does not need two single-day orders. Day two runs 60–70% of day one in our logs — the curious crowd came Saturday — and whatever Saturday doesn’t press, Sunday inherits. So the 1,000-guest festival row in the table above is a single pooled order with one overnight restock pass, not two panicked deliveries. The only thing to genuinely re-split overnight is colorways: check which hat color is winning at close, and stage Sunday’s stock to match. It’s a five-minute count that has saved more Sundays than any spreadsheet.
Totes, denim, and the non-hat wildcards
Every fourth stop, somebody asks for more than hats — totes for a market crowd, denim jackets for a milestone party. The math holds, with two adjustments. Redemption on totes runs about ten points higher than hats at female-skewing events, so bump the estimate before applying the buffer. And jackets flip the ratio entirely: a denim back panel takes three to five patches where a hat crown takes one, so a 60-jacket evening can burn 250 patches on its own. When garments mix, we quantity each blank type separately and pool the patch order — one deep, shared patch stock is far more forgiving than three shallow ones. If you’re unsure whether your crowd is a tote crowd, it probably is — nobody has ever complained about extra canvas on the table.
Where people overspend (it’s not the patches)
Nobody blows a budget on patches; they blow it on hat variety. Six styles in four colorways each is twenty-four SKUs of leftover risk, and the crowd still funnels to the workhorse trucker in black or tan. Hold the line at two styles, keep the personality in the patch wall where a design costs a fraction of a hat SKU, and put the savings into the 15% patch buffer — the cheapest insurance on the order sheet, as covered in the cost answer. Your future self, staring at a garage shelf of unclaimed teal buckets, will thank you.
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